Diego October 2nd, 2008
This list reminds me of the good old days aboard the USS THORN (DD 988). 1. Buy a dumpster, paint it gray and live in it for 6 months straight. 2. Run all of the piping and wires inside your house on the outside of the walls. 3. Pump 10 inches of nasty, crappy water into your basement, [...]Diego October 1st, 2008
I was going through my email and stumbled across this one. I don’t know if it was me being up so early or what, but it did give me a chuckle. The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye [...]Diego September 6th, 2008
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. [...]